Is It or Is It Not the High Holy Days?

Boy #1: Dude, you know what the best time to get high would be? Right before temple.
Boy #2: No, dude, it's Yom Kippur. You'll be so hungry…

Private High School
New York, New York

Overheard by: so many things wrong with this

Posted on August 13, 2021
Drugs, Guys, Jews, New York, Questions, Religion, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Time Management

And Their Latter-Day Stains

Woman: Shhhh, people are sleeping. Not everybody wants to hear about Mormon underpants.

Illinois

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on July 21, 2021
Clothes, Default, Illinois, Offers and requests, Religion, Women, Words

Back Up– There Are Jews in Nebraska?

Hip daughter: Mom, is that the same guy?
Hip mom: No.
Hip daughter: Then why do they sound the exact same?
Hip mom: Because they're Jewish.
Hip daughter: Really?
Hip mom: No.
Hip daughter (laughing): Oh my god! Mom! That's…
Hip mom: Don't quote me on Facebook.

Lincoln, Nebraska

Overheard by: robert taylor

Posted on July 9, 2021
Default, Family ties, Girls, Hipsters, Internet, Kids, Moms, Nebraska, Questions, Religion

It Was All, “What Am I, a Fucking Cow?”

Redneck girl: So do you worship cows?
Hindu boy: Yes, that's part of our religion.
Redneck girl: No, I mean you. Do you worship cows?
Hindu boy: Yes! I do, my people do, it's our religion!
Redneck girl: So when you go to church, there's a cow there?
Hindu boy: No, we don't go to church.
Redneck girl: Have you ever gone cow-tipping?
Hindu boy: What's that?
Redneck girl: It's when you run up to a cow in the middle of the night and push it over and it goes “mooooooooo!” I tried to tip a horse once, too, but it just looked at me.

High School
North Carolina

Posted on June 12, 2021
Animals, Girls, Guys, North Carolina, Questions, Rednecks, Religion, School [Elem., Middle, & High]

And Christianity Is the S&M Religion

Guy #1: Dude, like my whole body hurts.
Guy #2: Well, I told you not to hang out with those girls.
Guy #1: Yeah, but I haven't dated a religion major in a long time.

Harvard University
Cambridge, Massachusetts

Overheard by: dave

Posted on May 12, 2021
Advice, Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, Massachusetts, Religion

Build Him a Sukkah?

Loudmouthed breakfast patron: I’m not trying to be rude or anything, but what if you keep kosher and someone, like, brings a pig to your house? Like, what do you do with their pet pig?

Toast Two
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Paul