Queer #1: I can adjust to change, I think.
Queer #2: Yeah, but can your sphincter?
Leon High School
Tallahassee, Florida
Overheard by: Deathly Confused
Archive for the ‘Sexuality’ Category
Clay Aiken?
Student: I have that song “Ring My Bell” in my head.
Advisor #1: The one by Diana Ross.
Student: I think so.
Advisor #2, from adjacent cube: It’s not Diana Ross.
Advisor #1: Well, who is it?
Advisor #2: I don’t know, but not Diana Ross.
Student: And that song “In the Navy.“
Advisor #2: That’s not Diana Ross either. Just as gay, but not Diana Ross.
El Paso, Texas
Overheard by: Disco Dan
The Next Stupid State Referendum
Loudspeaker in airport: Please don’t leave your belongings unattended.
Crazy lady, to no one: Did they just say homosexuality isn’t allowed in the airport?
Airport
Oakland, California
Overheard by: Kristina
Teenage Boys Live in Fear That Gayness Will Stage a Surprise Attack
Boy holding slinky: I feel weird.
Boy holding other end: It’s okay. We’ve got a slinky!
High School
Eugene, Oregon
K‑Fed: Explained.
Scruffy guy: Shit, I’d suck dick for money. I’ve always kind of wished I was a girl so I could be a stripper… or a whore.
Gainesville, Florida
Um, You Mean Politically, Right?
12-year-old boy #1: I wouldn’t like to have two lesbian moms.
12-year-old boy #2: Why not?
12-year-old boy #1: Because they would be, like, overactive.
12-year-old boy #3: You’re totally right!
Mabo Secondary School
Brussels
Belgium
For the Last Time, Tasseled Loafers Do Not a Mafia Make
Chick: Gay is not an ethnicity! I don’t care if they have their own mafia!
Outside Central Library
Calgary, Alberta
Canadia
Some Peer Counselors’ Life Lessons Are Better Than Others
Dude #1: Dude, if you’re gonna artificially inseminate your sister’s girlfriend, you gotta fuck her, right?
Dude #2: Absolutely!
Dude #1: Otherwise, you got no respect for yourself.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/07/sperm-bank.html
Overheard by: elizabeth
I Hunger
Six-year-old boy to uncle about to leave for a trip: Bring me a woman!
Simi Valley, California
He Feels Guilty When He Calls Things Hot Trannies Messes
Fashionista student: So is he like, Christian gay from project runway?
Oblivious teacher: No, he’s like Jewish gay.
American University
Washington, DC
Overheard by: I’m Jewish
