Complexion, Teeth… Is There Anything Spunk Can’t Do?

Sorostitute: I hear seminal fluid makes your teeth whiter.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/long-overdue-update-part-1.html

Overheard by: doug

Posted on December 9, 2021
Gossip, Overheard at Cornell, Sorority types

And P.S.- You Might Want to Wash Your Face

Frat boy: Hypothetically speaking, if you were on your period, would you invite a guy to go home with you? Like, if it was your third day and you weren’t having a very heavy flow?
Sorority girl: Justin, this doesn’t sound very hypothetical.

University of Iowa Library
Iowa City, Iowa

Posted on August 20, 2021
Advice, Colleges & Universities, Default, Frat boy types, Girls, Guys, Iowa, Offers and requests, Questions, Sex, Sorority types

From Containing All That Evil?

Girl #1: Do you think anyone’s like… Actually a good person?
[long pause]Girl #2: Ugh, my stomach really hurts today.

Drew University
Madison, New Jersey

Posted on July 26, 2021
Bringing it back to you, Character, Colleges & Universities, Default, Friends, Girls, Gripes, Maladies, New Jersey, Questions, Sorority types, Students

… and a Coal Miner?

Sorority chick, discussing Shroud of Turin: Jesus was 14 feet tall?

Philosophy of Religion Class, Lycoming College
Williamsport, Pennsylvania

Posted on June 21, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Jesus, Pennsylvania, Questions, Sorority types

…And That He Watches According to Jim??

College sorostitute: Well, I thought we'd been dating for, like, 3 months. But then I looked at his Facebook profile, and it said “single.”
Non-slutty college friend: You had to use Facebook to…
College sorostitute: Also, did you know he had a kid?

Charleston, South Carolina

Overheard by: Nuddles

Posted on June 20, 2021
Default, Friends, Girls, Internet, Kids, Questions, Relationships, Sorority types, South Carolina, Students

And No Tequila As Underwear

University girl: So tonight — no tequila, and we wear underwear.

Waterloo
Canadia

Overheard by: Regretting the bottle of tequila in my backpack

Posted on May 25, 2021
Advice, Canadia, Clothes, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Sorority types, Students

Something Tells Me That Wasn’t Actually Random

Ugg-wearing sorostitute #1: So, this is totally random, but if a gay black man has anal sex, do you think he can see if he has shit on his dick when he’s done?
Ugg-wearing sorostitute #2: Uh…
Ugg-wearing sorostitute #1: How sick would that be? I mean, they’re black. Well, actually, they’re brown. And shit is brown, you know? So how can they tell?
Ugg-wearing sorostitute #2: I would hope they’d notice.
Ugg-wearing sorostitute #1: Think about it! Walking around with shit on your dick? Nasty.
Ugg-wearing sorostitute #2: Maybe that’s why some black people smell bad.
Ugg-wearing sorostitute #1: Oh my god! You’re so right. Ew! If I were a gay man, I’d never take it up the ass from a black guy.

530 Church Street
Ann Arbor, Michigan

Overheard by: Caryn