Frat boy: Indian food can’t be any good! I mean, if it was, they’d have chain restaurants!
Washington, DC
Frat boy: Indian food can’t be any good! I mean, if it was, they’d have chain restaurants!
Washington, DC
Teenager #1: Wanna rent Untraceable?
Teenager #2: Oh, that’s like that movie where they can’t trace him.
Vestavia Hills, Alabama
Overheard by: Keith
Boy: Have you seen Rainman?
Friend: Nah.
Boy: Ohmigod, I can’t believe you haven’t seen Rainman! I mean I haven’t seen Rainmanbut I can’t believe you haven’t seen Rainman!
Newcastle-Sydney Train
Australia
Professor: I just think of this class as 40 days in a row and then it’s over. Like the Jews in Egypt.
Student: It was 40 years.
Professor: 40 years, 40 days. Same difference.
Northeastern University
Boston, Massachusetts
19-year-old girlfriend: You’re a silly goose!
19-year-old boyfriend: You are too!
19-year-old girlfriend: That’s why we are dating!
Memphis, Tennessee
Girl #1: I’m all freaked out now! I bet you she’s pregnant! My sister’s pregnant!
Girl #2: I’m sure she’s not pregnant, you’re assuming the worst.
Girl #1: Oh my god! What if she has testicle cancer?!
Adelaide
Australia
Overheard by: monkey
Frat boy #1: She was so dumb.
Frat boy #2: You should watch how you use that word. It doesn’t really mean stupid — it really means ‘deaf.‘
Frat boy #1: Okay, she was really deaf.
Colorado State University
Fort Collins, Colorado
Overheard by: English Major
Flight attendant: Contrary to popular belief, pushing the button with the flight attendant on it will not turn your flight attendant on. So don’t push it.
Flight to New York
Overheard by: Erica Lynn
Guy, clueless: Wow, I can’t believe Snape was evil the whole time!
Girl, exasperated: I can’t believe I fuck you every night.
Cinema, after Harry Potter
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Ellen
Blonde girl entering the cafeteria: These lines are so long! Thank god I decided to be anorexic!
Mary Washington University
Fredericksburg, Virginia
Overheard by: waiting in line
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