Why Superman Gets So Much Girlie Action.

Younger heavy metal guy with older coworkers: I never find the right size of long johns in the winter, so I buy women's tights instead. (older coworkers look at him in shock) What? I was kidding! Morning humor, you know.
Macho guy sitting behind: Yeah, women's tights make your junk look bigger!

Commuter Train
Stockholm
Sweden

Overheard by: strictly boxers.

Posted on February 27, 2023
Clothing, Coworkers, Gender issues, Penis, Sexuality, Strangers, Stupidity, Sweden, Train

And That’s How We Toast in Sweden

Guy on cell: It’s easy — just grab the dick in one hand and a beer in the other!

Carmen’s Bodega
Alingsås
Sweden

Overheard by: rymden

Posted on October 13, 2021
Advice, Penis, Sweden

He Says This Every Monday.

Tram driver to very black coworker: Have you been on vacation again? You've got a great tan going on!

Gothenburg
Sweden

Overheard by: Dan Sebastian

Posted on July 24, 2021
Compliments, Default, Employees, Guys, Questions, Race, Sweden, Weirdness

And Don’t Even Get Me Started on This Banana Lamp

[Two 18-year-old girls are browsing a table full of random items for sale at a Christian thrift store at a local church.]Girl #1: This candle holder would probably feel great inside my pussy.
Girl #2, barely startled: Haha. Yeah.
Girl #1: Ooh, this shirt is nice!

Gothenburg
Sweden

Overheard by: Donny Boots

Posted on March 22, 2019
Clothes, Etiquette, Girls, Masturbation, Sensory experiences, Stores, Sweden, Toys, Vagina

You Need a Day Planner!

Stressed friend: Hurry up!
Stoner: Wait, I just need to brush my teeth.
Stressed friend: Brush your teeth?! You’re going to see your mom and then your dealer! You do not need to brush your teeth!

Stockholm
Sweden

Overheard by: magnus

Posted on September 14, 2016
Health & Hygiene, Stoners, Sweden

Today's Assignment Is to Find Me a New One

Professor (about a film): It's wrong and confusing.
Student (just back from the bathroom): What's wrong and confusing?
Professor: My life.

Grennaskolan
Sweden

Posted on September 15, 2015
Default, Feelings, Questions, Students, Sweden, Teachers

So Hopefully He's a Good Swimmer

Woman #1 (reading a newspaper): Ohmigod, half of Bangladesh is under water!
Woman #2: So what? It's happened before.
Woman #1: But I think someone lives there!

Umea
Sweden

Posted on June 8, 2015
Default, Geography, Stupidity, Sweden, Weather, Women

Though, to Be Fair, the Bicycle Had No Bell.

Girl #1: My grandfather has won the Nobel Prize!
Girl #2: Really?
Girl #1: Yeah, he has one of those trophies in his bookshelf!
Janitor, walking in: Are you sure it was the Nobel Prize?
Girl #1: Yes, I am! Don't you believe me? I'm gonna call him and ask! (proceeds to call, hangs up sounding disappointed)
Janitor: Well?
Girl #1: Oh, it was not the Nobel Prize. It was only from a bicycle race.

High School
Sweden

Overheard by: Malin