Professor: I just think of this class as 40 days in a row and then it’s over. Like the Jews in Egypt.
Student: It was 40 years.
Professor: 40 years, 40 days. Same difference.
Northeastern University
Boston, Massachusetts
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The 1990’s Called…
Philosophy professor, proving his argument: Therefore, if I don’t get a little crazy, then I’m never gonna survive.
Michigan State University
Michigan
Overheard by: sjshock
We’re Guessing IT Teachers Hear This Joke a Lot
IT teacher: So if the CPU usage is really high, choose “end process tree” to kill the process.
Student in back, mumbling: That’s what she said…
IT teacher: Damn right that’s what she said!
Waterloo
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Sunny
I Wanted You to Understand How It Felt to Read Your Term Papers
Professor: I think I popped a few Oxycontins before I wrote this so it might not make any sense.
Salem State College
Salem, Massachusetts
One Which Perhaps the Parrot Can Answer.
Female student to another: So, are you a pirate or a ninja?
Teacher: That’s a great question!
Brisbane
Australia
Overheard by: I took a test and I’m both.
I Think I Read That in the Bible
Teacher: You can use stethoscopes to listen to water in trees. You should listen to thin trees and trees with less bark.
Student: Should it be hardwood or softwood?
Teacher: Softwood. You can’t beat softwood.
Classroom
Alexandria, Virginia
Anally
Sociology professor: This course is cheap, but I’m expensive, so please make use of me.
Boston University, Massachusetts
“Sometimes”?
Civil procedure professor: Don’t you sometimes think this class would be better if we were all a little inebriated?
Law School
Los Angeles, California
Guppy-Smuggling Is a Lost Art
Professor: You take some guppies from different populations in Trinidad, put them into little plastic bags, shove them down your pants, and smuggle them through the airport back to the lab in California. At least, that?s what we did.
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Thankfully the Stupid Seem to Always Die Off First
Environmental science teacher: What, in your opinion, is the most pressing environmental issue our planet faces today?
Clueless redhead, raising hand unsurely: Is it… The birds?
Environmental science teacher: Excuse me?
Clueless redhead: Isn’t there something up with birds? Like, aren’t they dying or something?
Environmental science teacher: Um… Thousands of different animals are dying…
Clueless redhead: Oh. I thought it was just birds.
High School
Los Angeles, California
