Archive for the ‘TV shows’ Category

A Conclusion Every Young Woman Must Reach at Some Point in Her Life

Chick: I have found that half-cousin incest is hot, but only on soaps.

Michigan

Overheard by: Meister E

This Reads Like a Seinfeld Line

College student: Everything in life can be related back to Seinfeld. It’s like the bible, except it won’t fail you.

Hookah Bar
Washington, DC

Aww, Who’s My Little Dribbler?

Wife to husband while watching the news: Oh my god! Hahahaha, did you hear what they just said?
Husband: About how that guy “took it on the chin”?
Wife: Yeah, I can’t believe they said that on the news!
Husband: I don’t think that means what you think it means.
Wife: Oh.

Toronto
Canadia

We’re Hoping She’ll Grow Out of That Once She Turns Five

Middle-aged professor, matter-of-factly: My daughter loves Stephen Colbert. She calls him her ‘baby daddy.’

Art League School
Alexandria, Virginia

NewsFlash: “Your Mom” Replaces “That’s What She Said” As Laziest Insult

Girl: I think the live-action of GTO is so much better.
Guy: I think the live action of your mom is so much better.

Norristown, Pennsylvania

Well That and Anal Annie the Blow-Up Goddess

20-something geek to friends: I’m telling you guys, The Big Bang Theory is for us what Sex and the City was for lonely, depressed women.

Comic Book Shop
Metairie, Louisiana

We Respect That You Didn’t Take the Easy Route with “Robert Downey Jr.”

Girl: “Pokemon Stadium,” is just stupid. If the other Pokemon does some confusion attack, you just end up slapping yourself or some shit. No one gets so confused they hurt themselves!
Boy: Tell that to Danny Bonaduce.

Worcester, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Katie