Tween girl in pack of tween girls: Yes, he’s my friend! He’s nice! But I guess if I thought about it, I wouldn’t like him.
Burlington, Vermont
Overheard by: Isotope Feeney
Archive for the ‘Tweens’ Category
According to Our Bible –the Josie and the Pussycats Movie
Tween girl #1: Oh my god… You look so orange in that picture!
Tween girl #2: Bitch.
Tween girl #1: No! It’s a good thing! Orange is the new pink!
Switzerland
At The Same Time?
Tween to friends: Imagine if Hitler gave everybody hugs!
Baltimore, MD
Kenny Chesney: Cha-Ching!
Tween girl on side of parade route, to old man on John Deere in parade: I think your tractor’s sexy.
Stilwell, Kansas
Overheard by: sarah
Once You Go Cowboy, You Get a Whole New Posse
Preteen girl #1, trying on cowboy hat: If I was a cowboy, would you be my friend?
Preteen girl #2: No.
Newburyport, Massachusetts
You Know Somebody’s Playing “Magic: the Gathering”
Frazzled mother: At Michigan State they don’t even have parties. They’re not going to want you at a party. You are not going to a party. There is no chance.
Hopeful twelve-year-old boy: Oh, there’s a chance.
East Lansing, Michigan
Overheard by: Cameron
If One More Person Asks Me That Today…
Tween: Should I get Fanta or cock?
Perth, Washington
Overheard by: shocked older sister.
Knowing What That Is Is Like a Rorshach for Nerdity
Student: Somebody drew a triforce in the bathroom.
Teacher: There’s a penis in the hall and now a triforce in the bathroom?
English Class
Arcadia, California
Overheard by: Sam
Either That or Christina Aguilera
Tween boy: I’m going to make Buddha the theme of my Bar Mitzvah.
Uninterested yuppie mom: Mmhmmm.
TJ Maxx
Swampscott, Massachusetts
Overheard by: money well spent
When I Finally Mastered Writing My Name in Urine
13-year-old boy, jumping all over the place: It was a feeling of pure urethra!
Perth
Western Australia
Australia
Overheard by: he didn’t really think that one through
