Little girl at checkstand: Mommy, I want to drink my soda out of a paper bag, just like daddy!
Safeway
Lakeport, California
Overheard by: Corinna
Archive for the ‘USA’ Category
I Leave the Details to My Subordinates
Girl on cell: What do you want? I’m in a fucking dressing room… Oh yeah, I guess there was a stabbing earlier… What? It’s not like I was the one stabbing people!
1576 NE Halsey
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: really?
Yes, I Found Out What I’m Doing Now Is Illegal
Woman on phone, sobbing and screaming: We have two beautiful children, and you want to stick your dick in someone else?
Disneyland
Anaheim, California
Knowing She’s Got the Biggest Package in Town
Frat boy #1: Wait… so they didn’t rape her?
Frat boy #2: No dude, turns out she had a penis. Now every time I see the girl I throw up a little in my mouth.
Laramie, Wyoming
Hell, There Will Probably Be More!
Guy to girl selling breast cancer t‑shirts: I’ll do it later — the kids with cancer will still have cancer.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/update-39.html/
Overheard by: Mike
And Be Sure to Return Your Seat Backs to the Awkward Position
Stewardess: Wave hi to my ex-husband and his new wife as they pass by.
Southwest Airlines Flight
Houston to New Orleans
Overheard by: Passenger A 44
Before We Have a Chance to Pass on Our Genes?
Girl #1: We are so fly, we should kill ourselves.
Guy: Oh, yeah.
Girl #2 nods.
http://overheardatthemecca.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: autumn
When Semesters and Trimesters Conflict
Bleached blonde sorority chick: If she doesn’t abort it, we’re totally throwing her a baby shower!
University
Midwest
Overheard by: GDI
The Queen Amidala Headdress Is Really Heavy
Costumed dad to little girl: You need to listen. Understand? You will not take your clothes off!
Star Wars 30th Anniversary Celebration
Los Angeles, California
It’s Shiny, but with No Waxy Buildup
Chick on cell: I don’t know — sometimes I’m just overwhelmed with a desire to smell my boss’s head.
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: Jason Carr
