Thereby Creating a Paradox

Girl to guy : Stop raping my bellybutton! If I wanted you to rape it, I’d let you!

http://weirdosofwinnipeg.blogspot.com/2007/06/theres-nothing-classier-than-rape-jokes.html

The Feel of Flesh, the Endurance of Metal

Tech enthusiast: Wait, did you say ‘cyber sex’?
Dude: No — cyborg sex.
Tech enthusiast: Cyborg sex? That’s even better!

http://weirdosofwinnipeg.blogspot.com/2007/03/resistance-is-futile.html

I Said, “My Name’s Chip. And That’s an Egg McMuffin.”

Frat boy: So, the prof walked into class and he looked right at me and he said, ‘Drew*, your right testicle is hanging out.’ That’s how he started the class!

http://weirdosofwinnipeg.blogspot.com/2007/01/ballsy.html

Then How about a Few Bucks So I Can Buy It a Shoe?

Panhandler: Do you have any change? I need money. My old lady kicked me out. I need money for a penis… reduction… It’s too big, and she kicked me out. She said not to come back until–
Man: –No.

http://weirdosofwinnipeg.blogspot.com/2006/06/no-i-dont-want-to-see-it.html

Is That, Like, a New Rule?

Dude: … And I said, ‘Stop hitting me — I just shaved my knees!’

http://weirdosofwinnipeg.blogspot.com/2007/04/thats-why-im-hitting-you.html

What’s That All Over the Seat?

Pink-haired teen: You’ve never been on the bus before? Oh my god, we totally stole your bus virginity!

http://weirdosofwinnipeg.blogspot.com/2007/04/does-that-make-you-busslut.html

Overheard by: 66

Nothing Wrong with Looking, Is There?

Drunk golfer #1: Hey, he’s the guy who said he checks out his cousin’s ass!
Drunk golfer #2: I do not! … She’s totally hot! Seriously, she’s a fitness model!

http://weirdosofwinnipeg.blogspot.com/2007/05/its-not-illegal-just-taboo.html

Overheard by:

Dude, That Was Me!

Man: Did I ever tell you about the time that a tick got stuck under the foreskin of my friend’s penis?

Port-A-Potty
http://weirdosofwinnipeg.blogspot.com/2007/02/tick-talk.html