Professor: Paper, noodles, and gunpowder. All Chinese contributions to Western European society. What you need is a paper-noodle-gun. You know, a paper gun that *boom!* shoots noodles at people.
Student: Wet or dry noodles?
Professor: Well, it depends on whether you want to stab them in the eye with spaghetti or just lash them severely.
Lycoming College
Williamsport, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: JQ
