Professor: It’s like she said — what’s your name again?
Girl: Alandra.
Professor: Alandra. Okay, I’m going to try and remember that.
Girl: It’s easy. Alandra. Just think of ‘a laundromat.’
http://overheardatthemecca.blogspot.com/
Overheard by:
- Posted on October 1, 2023
- Names, Overheard At The Mecca, Students, Teachers
Man jumping out of port-a-potty like a gymnast: … And he sticks the landing!
Campground
Connecticut
Overheard by: only at DRAM
- Posted on September 30, 2023
- Bragging, Connecticut, Guys
Man to another: Remember when we first started? We swung both ways.
http://www.overheardinchtown.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: bp
- Posted on September 30, 2023
- Gossip, Guys, Overheard in Inchtown
Thug to pit bull on leash: What time are you gonna shit? … No, seriously, what time?
Downtown Crossing
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: jchill
- Posted on September 29, 2023
- Massachusetts, Poop, Questions, Thugs
Dude to chick: But seriously, aren’t you afraid that when you give birth you’re going to shit yourself?
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/03/28/explosive-diarrhea-twins/
- Posted on September 29, 2023
- Friends, Overheard at McGill, Questions
Designer suit on cell: No, dude, I talked to her. She’s definitely going to call the cops on us.
Kentucky
Confused girl to another: You’re a man-whore? I’m a man-whore, too!
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/12/big-honking-update.html
Overheard by: anonymous
- Posted on September 28, 2023
- Bragging, Hoochies, Overheard at Cornell
Guy #1: Oh, sorry, man. I forgot to tell you about it… If you were on Facebook, I would have invited you.
Guy #2, pissed: … I live two doors down from you!
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/
- Posted on September 27, 2023
- Canadia, Gripes, Guys, Overheard at McGill, Students, Technology
Extremely drunk man: You know, I don’t think prime numbers are going to introduce us to aliens… But I think Chuck Berry will.
The Old Hole
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: E
Teen: I used to think I was fat, but then I realized I wouldn’t have had sex with five guys if I was fat. No one wants to have sex with a fat girl.
Wendy’s
New Jersey
Overheard by: BTON
- Posted on September 26, 2023
- Diet & weight, New Jersey, Sex, Teens