Are You in Some Way Coin-Operated?

Professor: It’s like she said — what’s your name again?
Girl: Alandra.
Professor: Alandra. Okay, I’m going to try and remember that.
Girl: It’s easy. Alandra. Just think of ‘a laundromat.’

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Posted on October 1, 2023
Names, Overheard At The Mecca, Students, Teachers

Great Finish, but Crappy Routine

Man jumping out of port-a-potty like a gymnast: … And he sticks the landing!

Campground
Connecticut

Overheard by: only at DRAM

Posted on September 30, 2023
Bragging, Connecticut, Guys

And Thought There Were Only Two Holes

Man to another: Remember when we first started? We swung both ways.

http://www.overheardinchtown.blogspot.com/

Overheard by: bp

Posted on September 30, 2023
Gossip, Guys, Overheard in Inchtown

I’ve Got a Creme Brulee in the Oven, Motherfucker

Thug to pit bull on leash: What time are you gonna shit? … No, seriously, what time?

Downtown Crossing
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: jchill

Posted on September 29, 2023
Massachusetts, Poop, Questions, Thugs

Nah, It’s Something to Tell the Kid When He Gives You Lip

Dude to chick: But seriously, aren’t you afraid that when you give birth you’re going to shit yourself?

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/03/28/explosive-diarrhea-twins/

Posted on September 29, 2023
Friends, Overheard at McGill, Questions

Speaker Pelosi Has Finally Had It

Designer suit on cell: No, dude, I talked to her. She’s definitely going to call the cops on us.

Kentucky

Posted on September 28, 2023
Gossip, Kentucky, Suits

Do You Tuck? I Tuck.

Confused girl to another: You’re a man-whore? I’m a man-whore, too!

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/12/big-honking-update.html

Overheard by: anonymous

Posted on September 28, 2023
Bragging, Hoochies, Overheard at Cornell

No, It’s Not because I Couldn’t Contact You, It’s because That Would Mean You Were Cool

Guy #1: Oh, sorry, man. I forgot to tell you about it… If you were on Facebook, I would have invited you.
Guy #2, pissed: … I live two doors down from you!

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