Hipster college dude: You mean you had anal?
Hipster college chick: Well, more like mental anal.
Hipster college dude: Mental anal. Hmmm, let me think on that a spell.

UNM Campus
Albuquerque, New Mexico

Overheard by: klutch

Professor: The dew line -by the way, any Rush fans in here?
(three or four raise hands in a class of 200)
Professor: Only three? That’s a sad state of affairs.

Canadian History Lecture
University of Toronto
Canadia

Boyfriend: I only cheated on you with one girl but you cheated on me with three guys… at the same time!

Ohio State University

Overheard by: JooSki

Loud white ghetto guy on cell: Dude, I’m at Target. They don’t got nothing here! Man, I should have gone to Wal-Mart. (pause) Oh, here’s a sweet knife. Maybe I’ll buy that for shits and giggles.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/298723208/this-guy-knows-how-to-have-fun.html

Overheard by: gee, you have to wonder what this guy does with his free time…

Customer (ordering a birthday cake for his wife): Can you put “You’re better lookin’ than your twin sister” on it?

Alpine Bakery
Concord, California

Religious nut: Go back to the kitchen!
Gay girl #1: We do it in the kitchen!
Gay girl #2: Oh yeah. That’s the day we realized our dishwasher had wheels.

Pride Parade
Albuquerque, New Mexico

Overheard by: Cade

Teenage girl on cell: I hung out with that camel.

Eagle, Idaho

Overheard by: Giles

Woman on cell: Okay. Well, do you want the blowjob first or do you want to study first?

Nashville, Tennessee

20-something guy at baseball game: My nipples are bleeding because of her. She deserves it.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/309168160/what-is-payback-for-bloody-nipples.html

Overheard by: 5 rows up

Chemistry lecturer: Is it just me, or are those people getting more and more naked up the back there?

Melbourne University
Australia