Blond boy: Mommy, what do llamas eat?
Mother: Little blond boys.
Blond boy, knowingly: Ohhh…
Waterloo Park
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Kelsey
Customer: I want to return this mouse.
CSR: Okay. May I ask why?
Customer: No, you’ll laugh at me.
CSR: I promise I won’t.
Customer: Every time I move it around it squeaks.
Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
Canadia
Teen girl #1: Are you drinking tonight?
Teen girl #2: I’ve been drunk all day. I was doing shots in class.
Teen girl #3: I have four dollars! I told my mom I was going to McDonald’s. She’s so fucking stupid!
Prince Edward Island
Canadia
Guy #1: You don’t play rep basketball!
Guy #2: Yes, I do!
Guy #1: Okay, then why didn’t I see you play?
Guy #2: I can’t — I pulled my Achilles tentacle!
Phys Ed class, All Saints High School
Whitby, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: freshman whisperer
Hobo to cardboard box that fell out of his cart: I hate you with a passion! A very strong passion! And a very strong hate…
Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: Lindsay
Loud girl: Why would she have sex with a head injury?
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/07/16/clearly-to-induce-orgasmic-seizures/
Guy #1: Oh, sorry, man. I forgot to tell you about it… If you were on Facebook, I would have invited you.
Guy #2, pissed: … I live two doors down from you!
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/
Chick #1: What’s your favorite color?
Chick #2: Blue. What about you?
Chick #1: Well, I like the rainbow. And I know that fur’s not a color, but I really like fur.
Starbucks
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: flossy.
Native girl #1: Fuck you.
Native girl #2, annoyed: You piss me off to my titties.
Winnipeg
Canadia
Overheard by: pissed off
White dreadlocked hippie: … And I was totally like, [punches fist into air] ‘Thank you, Grandfather Salmon! That was awesome!’
St. Lawrence Market
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
