My Nunchuck Nipple-Tassels Are No Laughing Matter

Macho dude in Student Government Association: I'll smite you with my boobs!

Cafeteria
Tunxis Community College, Connecticut

Overheard by: Girl in Black

Posted on August 5, 2023
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Connecticut, Default, Guys, Threats, Words

Only When She Licks Them First and Squeals, “Wet Willy!”

18-year-old guy #1: Dude, I hate when she sticks her fingers in my ears.
18-year-old guy #2: Wait, so that doesn't turn you on?

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Overheard by: luke.

Posted on August 4, 2023
Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Sexuality, Teens

Explain How

Bombshell personal trainer on cell: Well, you know, world history and world history of theater are different… Because one is world history, and the other is world history of theater… World history is more general, it's got wars and theater and long-term stuff, and world history of theater is the world history of theater. They're different…

Women's Gym
Studio City
California

Overheard by: Urz

Posted on August 3, 2023
Default

At Least Stop Throwing the Panties.

Physics professor: Hey! Listen up! I’m tired of some of you walking out or ignoring me when we talk about the Big Bang Theory. I’m not telling you God doesn’t exist, so don’t get your panties in a bunch! You! Sit down! Let me finish!

Kent State University
Kent, Ohio

Posted on July 31, 2023
Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Ohio, Religion, Science, Teachers

NewsFlash: Non-PC Conversation Occurs at Frat Party. Film at 11.

Girl #1: Do you think the actress who plays the deaf girl on Weeds is actually deaf? She looks deaf.
Girl #2: You're retarded.
Girl #1: That's not very PC.

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Overheard by: jessica l