*Dies*

(bunch of drunk teenagers walk out of a bar. Girl #1 bumps into a very drunk older man.).
Older man (in irish accent): Heeeey girls! How are yee tonight?
(pause).
Girl #1: Um, you're kind of old!!
(all of the girls start giggling. Older man looks extremely taken aback and confused at this information.).
Older man (baffled): What?!

Brussels

Overheard by: Gloria (among the group of girls)