For the Last Time, Mr. Libby Is a Person

Teenage girl #1: Wait. Are you the boy with the scooter?
Boy with no visible scooter: Yes.
Teenage girl #1: Everyone be talkin' 'bout you! Boy, you're famous!
Teenage girl #2, excitedly: Wow! The boy with the scooter!
Teenage girl #3: Is it electric?
Boy and other girls: No!

Tempe, Arizona

Overheard by: Sandra