British Muslim girl at pub table in flimsy top: Why is everyone staring at me?
Male friend #1: (giggles)
Male friend #2: Erm… Are you cold?
British Muslim girl, looking down at her chest: Fucking hell, you could cut glass with my nipples…
Male friend #1: They look like Scud missiles.
Nottingham
England
Overheard by: Bleep
