Just to Be Safe, Take That Knife and Stab Him

Customer: I ordered a gyro one day then I came back the next day and wanted a smaller one and was told I can only get one size.
Person at counter: Yes that's right, the gyro only comes in one size.
Customer: Well, that doesn't make sense. If I go to a pizza place, sometimes I want a large pizza, but not always. Sometimes I might want a small pizza. Ok? I just thought you should know. (customer leaves).
Counter person to another employee: I have no idea what he was trying to tell us.

Little Greek; Tampa, FL

Overheard by: ISPgypsy