Talkative maintenance dude: You ever hear that saying, “putting a square peg in a round hole”?
Less talkative maintenance dude: (nods)
Talkative maintenance dude: Well, this morning I shit a square peg out a round hole.
Less talkative maintenance dude: (winces)
Tampa General Hospital
Tampa, Florida
Overheard by: Why did you eat a…oh never mind.
