Girl #1: He’s planning on asking you out… He said he thinks you have a crush on him because you told him you think his hair looks sexy pushed back.
Girl #2: Really? I should reject him by telling him that I only date women of color.
Girl #1: Ha! Or say that you really don’t want to get pregnant and die.
Girl #2: I can’t. I’m sick. (coughs)
Girl #1: I wonder if you’d have to quote the whole movie before you destroyed his faith in humanity.
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