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Elderly church lady #1, exiting the restroom stall and adjusting pants: I don't like thongs. They're too annoying, especially when they rub you raw.
Bystander, washing her hands, looking at elderly ladies in the mirror: Oh, man. Holy shit. What the fuck?
Elderly church lady #2: I know that's why I wear these. (points toes and shows off regular sandals. Then they leave)
Bystander's friend, from stall: What the fuck was that?

Ladies Room, Restaurant

Overheard by: Marguerite