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Notice: This Quote Not Endorsed by Morgan Freeman
Blonde: Um, no, actually, a penguin is a mammal. I learned that from Morgan Freeman.
Halifax
Canadia
Posted on
August 10, 2009
About celebrities
,
Birds
,
Canadia
,
Girls
,
Stupidity
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