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Notice: This Quote Not Endorsed by Morgan Freeman

Blonde: Um, no, actually, a penguin is a mammal. I learned that from Morgan Freeman.

Halifax
Canadia

  • Posted on August 10, 2009
  • About celebrities, Birds, Canadia, Girls, Stupidity
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