Drunk girl, holding balloon that says "#30" on it, staggering out of pub, turning to mid #30s unshaven guy in horrible flowery shirt: Where's stu the rapist then?
Crime against the eyes shirt guy: He's not out tonight.
Drunk girl: Aw… Shame, I like him. He's not been the same since going to court has he?
Leamington Spa, England
Overheard by: Bleep