Drunk girl in low-cut top, smoking cigarette: So where're we going now?
Drunk guy: There's always Shadows*.
Drunk girl: Isn't that a strip club?
Drunk guy: Naah, they lost their license or something… There's sometimes still girls there.
Drunk girl, sounding dubious: Mate, I'm not paying £300 to get tossed off.
Drunk guy, reassuringly: Ha! They won't toss you off…
Drunk girl, in small voice as he turns to other friends: What if I want to get tossed off…
Leamington Spa
England
Overheard by: Bleep
