So I Filled Out an Application to Become a Fag Hag

Eight-year-old: I have two boyfriends. One is a cheater and one is a user.
Surprised aunt: What?
Eight-year-old: Yes. One is cheating on me and didn't think I would find out, and the other one is using me to make another girl jealous. So I guess I don't have any boyfriends.


Overheard by: Forget taking relationship advice from my peers