Guy #1: I'm not fully gay, only a little bit gay.
Guy #2: So the frat guys interviewed me and at the end they asked me who I would rather fuck, Mario or Luigi.
Guy #3: I'd pick Luigi.
Guy #2: Yeah! I said I want Luigi because he's tall and slim.
Guy #1 to girl near him: Who would you fuck? Mario or Luigi? Wait, would you fuck Peach?
Buffalo, New York
Overheard by: Danielle
