Not-hot brunette guy: Stop rubbing your ass.
Hot blond guy: But I'm sore.
Hot brunette guy: Shut up!
Hot blond guy: I'm not complaining, by the way.
Not-hot brunette guy: I think it's better in the morning, too.
Hot brunette guy: I said shut up!
Hot blond guy: Please. Like anyone cares that you guys fucked me before breakfast.
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Washington, DC
