Sorority girl #1: I haven't taken my birth control in, like, five days, and I've had sex every single night. Do you think that's okay?
Sorority girl #2: Just take them all now, you should be fine.
Sorority girl #3: Let's just take shots. That should kill anything living inside of you. (to waitress) Three Jägerbombs, please.
Overheard by: their waitress