With Your Anorgasmia, for Example

Ridiculously attractive busty blonde girl, in very short skirt and tiny top, to two policemen hunting in the rain for lost mobile phone: Aw! Thank you guys so much! I don't know how I lost it. You're so kind to help me!
Policeman, trying hard not to stare at her now rather wet top: Anything we can do to help, miss.

Leamington Spa
England

Overheard by: Bleep