Man at bus stop: So I'm standing there at the counter, sorting time cards, doing my job, and the secretary looks up and says, “okay, I don't care that you do it, and it doesn't bother me personally, but the custodian says he's tired of cleaning up twenty dead rats every day.” And all I can say is, “well, what else am I supposed to do?”
Phoenix, Arizona
Overheard by: Tsunoba