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Chimney: Hey, I Only Smoke When I Drink

Hyper girl: He smokes more cigarettes than a chimney!

Main Street
Northampton, Massachusetts

Overheard by: velvin

  • Posted on November 21, 2014
  • Chicks, Massachusetts, Smoking
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