Brooklyn Itself Is Almost Imaginary

Half-drunk tourist girl: You’re lying! Nobody has all that happen in their life!
Half-drunk guy with NY accent: I’m from Brooklyn! We all live unbelievable lives!

Parker House Bar
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: annikee

Posted on June 15, 2026
Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Guys, Lies, Massachusetts, Tourists, US Geography

Then I Realized It Was Just a Wellesley Student

Loud guy on street corner: And over there is where I saw my first hooker!

Tremont and Boylston
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: I heard him from -inside- a car

Posted on May 15, 2026
Default, Etiquette, Guys, Massachusetts, Memory lane, Sexuality

And He Usually Takes Duct Tape As Well

Girl: Hey, does anyone know if Stu* is still alive?
Guy: What? Why?
Girl, laughing: Because he went out into the woods last night with nothing but a lighter and a can of tomato soup.

Egremont, Massachusetts

Overheard by: lily

Posted on May 4, 2026
Death & dying, Fears, Food, Friends, Girls, Guys, Massachusetts, Questions, Weirdness

“Sister“? Really?

Woman on cell: That poor baby-mama! Or, shall I say: “wife”.

Cambridge, Massachusetts

Posted on May 2, 2026
Massachusetts, On the phone, Relationships, Women, Words

The Water-Walking, Fig-Tree-Blasting Badass from Nazareth

Freshman theater student: So we were in acting class and we did this exercise where we had to portray mythological creatures, and afterwards when we were telling the class what we were, this one kid said: “I was Jesus!”

MBTA
Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on April 14, 2026
Default, Education, Guys, Jesus, Massachusetts, Students, Train

Everyone’s a Beautiful Woman After 12 Tequila Shots

Drunk guy on cell: Dad, I can’t talk right now, I’m surrounded by FBI agents, but I’ve got your $100, your beer, and your marijuana. Oh, and your toilet paper. [Pause.] No, dad, FBI agents. [Pause.] I don’t know, they’re all beautiful women.

B Line
Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on April 12, 2026
Beauty, Crimes, Default, Drugs, Drunks, Family ties, Guys, Massachusetts, Money, Offers and requests, On the phone, Sexuality, Train

As Explained in Survival of the Tittiest

Girl #1: This dress makes me look like a pregnant woman with small boobs.
Girl #2: Pregnant women can’t have small boobs. That’s like impossible. It’s, like, natural selection or something.

Boston University
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Rebecca