Booth babe: So, you spent your day answering questions about free software, and you’re going to spend your night answering questions about — what — genital warts?
LinuxWorld Expo
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Just don’t confuse the two
Booth babe: So, you spent your day answering questions about free software, and you’re going to spend your night answering questions about — what — genital warts?
LinuxWorld Expo
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Just don’t confuse the two
Girl: I hate faux-hawks. I can’t believe they’re coming back in style. They’re the worst hairstyle ever.
Mother: I think mullets are the worst hairstyle ever.
Girl: At least mullets are honest!
Boulder, Colorado
Overheard by: J
Girl: Think about it — when a Sesame Street character gives a BJ, not only are you getting oral, but you’re getting a hand-job, too.
Millersville, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: David James
Chick #1: But you know, a lot of the things written in the Bible did come true.
Chick #2: Oh, that’s a bullshit argument: I can say that Nosferatu’s prophecies also came true!
The Laughing Goat
Boulder, Colorado
Overheard by: the french Draculla
Chick: You see that banner? Okay, well, you see at the bottom where it says, ‘Friendship, Unity, Christian charity’? Now, I can spell, but I still think that they should reconsider their title when the acronym turns out to be F-U-C-C… Oh, come on, I can’t be the only one who finds that funny.
Connecticut
Overheard by: L. M.
Hot girl: It’s great to go out with new people. My friends and I are in a conversation slump — we realized that all our conversations ended up in stories about drugs or sex, so we said, ‘Let’s be normal, you know, and talk about women and football!’ So we ended up talking about all the transvestites we know and about synchronized swimming.
Bar 13
São Paulo
Brazil
Girl: The combination of your cologne and cigarette smoke is really sexy.
Guy: What about the whiskey on my breath?
State Street
Madison, Wisconsin
Buxom girl wearing strapless dress with no bra: I feel like my tits are really low. Do they look really low?
Van Housen Hall, Potsdam College
Potsdam, New York
Overheard by: minibab
Girl #1: Who would you rather sleep with, Dumbledore or Voldemort?
Girl #2: Um, Voldemort.
Girl #1: What?! Why?
Girl #2: I dunno! I mean, Dumbledore’s got that beard… Like, it might get all, you know, up in there.
Girl #1: You’d fuck pure evil because he’s clean-shaven?
Harry Potter party
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: harrynhermione
Girl #1: Oh my god, I just peed for, like, a hundred years.
Girl #2: Do you ever get scared that the toilet bowl will fill up and the water will touch your bum?
Girl #1: Yes.
Girl #2: Oh my god, me too.
Ladies’ room, Fenway-area bar
Boston, Massachusetts
