Girl #1: Well, I guess that answers the question about how vampires make out.
Girl #2: Yup… And it was hot!
Boston, Massachusetts
Girl #1: Well, I guess that answers the question about how vampires make out.
Girl #2: Yup… And it was hot!
Boston, Massachusetts
Chick: My vagina is a galaxy.
University of Arizona
Tucson, Arizona
Overheard by: star
Girl with squeaky shoes, to mom: Not only am I looking pudgy today, but these shoes keep making fart sounds! I’m wearing fart-shoes, and I hope you’re satisfied!
Kohl’s
Framingham, Massachusetts
Girl #1: I know her. She’s a skank.
Mother: Really?
Girl #2: Yeah. You can smell the hooker coming off of her.
Cambridge, Ohio
Girl #1: You know, I think I really like this guy.
Girl #2: What’s his name again?
Girl #1: Andreas. He’s from Greece. He’s really cute.
Girl #2: Yeah, but be careful with those Mediterranean guys. They seem all well and good, but sooner or later they all try to fuck you in the ass.
Harrison Street and 19th Avenue
Hollywood, Florida
Overheard by: it’s funny ’cause it’s true
Chick: Oh my god, Marissa! I just met a guy who’s looking for a girl to pee on him.
Marissa: I would totally do that!
Chick: I know! That’s why I told you.
Marissa: Let’s go find him!
Nightlight Lounge
Bellingham, Washington
Chick: Wow, you’re radiating!
Sunburned girl: Yeah, that’s the sunburn. Oh, and the fact that I get really horny during exams, and all I can think about is boning… C’mon, you know you all do it.
Chick: Yeah, I go to synagogue for that.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/04/29/that-just-doesnt-seem-kosher/
Burner chick: Yeah, I was going to run around the desert naked on drugs last night, but I just never got around to it.
Burning Man
Black Rock City, Nevada
Overheard by: McNasty
Chick: About a year ago I discovered that everything I learned at Harvard was actually through reading Wikipedia just before the exam.
Harvard
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Girl #1: I have to fart. [Girl #2 ignores her.] I have to fart. [Still ignored.] Hellooo!
Girl #2, annoyed: What?
Girl #1: I said I have to fart!
Girl #2, after long pause: Do you want a cookie?
Columbus, Mississippi
Overheard by: Lauren
