He’s a Lousy Dater but the Best Darned Scarf Salesman in His Jurisdiction

Girl #1, after watching lousy pick-up artist with her friend: So, was that your future husband?
Girl #2: He just gave me this feeling… It was like I’d never be warm again.

London Tap House
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