I Mean, the Only Other Possibility Is That You’re a Poseur Idiot

Dude: I thought you could use chopsticks.
Chick: Why?
Dude: Because you have tattoos.
Chick: And that means I can use chopsticks?
Dude: Well, one of them is Chinese…

Noodle Man, Ryrie Street

Overheard by: Does the septum ring make her part animal?