I'm Pretty Sure That's the Golden Rule.

Girlfriend, taking shirt off rack and handing it to boyfriend: But you'd have to pee all over it so they'd take it back.
Boyfriend: True.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/454272430/they-may-not-refund-the-whole-price.html

Overheard by: I thought the gold sale was last week