Girl #1: So, if all else fails, I'll just prostitute myself to the admissions staff.
Girl #2: (laughs)
Girl #1: It could not possibly fail.
Girl #2: Sounds like a great plan. You should write an admissions book about it.
Girl #1: I totally should. It would make shitloads of money. “How to fuck your way into an ivy league or the equivalent.”
Girl #2: (laughs) That's a great title.
Girl #1: If only I could write my application essays about it.
Girl #2: “if I could have things my way, this is how I would get into your school…”
Girl #1: “Via my vagina.”
Ann Arbor, Michigan
