Ken Doll Has Always Had Issues at School

Professor, on Milton's Paradise Lost: What was it that Adam and Eve had in the Garden of Eden that none of you have?
Student #1: Innocence?
Professor: Aaaand?
Student #2: A perfect relationship with god?
Professor: Aaaaand?
Student #3: Sex organs?
Entire class: (stares, then starts laughing)
Professor: Do you have something you'd like to share with the class, young man?

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