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Draw Your Weapon First

Dude to older lady: What do you mean, you don’t know what a hooker is? [To security guard] Hey, tell my mother what a hooker is.

Kroger
Columbus, Ohio

  • Posted on March 6, 2023
  • Creepsters, Ohio, Words
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