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Okay, So There’s No Neurological Damage

Student: Oh my god, Suzie! What happened?!
Suzie: I got in a car wreck.
Student: With what?!
Suzie: … A car.

Delaware

Overheard by: Chey

  • Posted on October 8, 2023
  • Delaware, Gossip, Idiots
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