Slutty girl: Hey, you know cow titties?
Quiet girl: Uhhh…
Slutty girl: Can you eat them?
Quiet girl: What?
Slutty girl: You know — cow titties!
Quiet girl: You mean udders?
Slutty girl: Yeah! Can you eat them?
French class, All Saints High School
Whitby, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: freshman whisperer
