Questions

Girl #1: Oh my god!
Girl #2: Hm?
Girl #1: I think Charlie ate my soul!
Girl #2: … Is that a euphemism for something I don’t want to hear about?

38X bus
Nashville, Tennessee

Overheard by: this bus is weird…

Girl: The schedule says ‘Icebreaker activity.’ Do you think that will involve a lot of bodily contact?

Washington, DC

Teen girl to friend: Did you really think it was a coincidence that the week after you started bathing regularly you lost your virginity?

The Urban School
San Francisco, California

Bored teen girl in long line: This ChapStick says it hasn’t been tested on animals. How would you test ChapStick on an animal? Like, what animal would you test it on? A walrus?

Comerica Park
Detroit, Michigan

Overheard by: SayHey

Kid running for shelter from rain: Why did Mother Nature betray us?!

Durham, North Carolina

Professor: What is the Magic Marker-ness of the Magic Marker?

Monmouth University
New Jersey

Professor: Fondling is not automatically a battery. Fondling is a perfectly permissible activity. Have you considered that some people even like it?

http://overheardinlawschool.blogspot.com/2007/05/dont-tell-this-to-guy-on-subway.html

Overheard by: db

Girl #1: Oh my god, is that the Nazi symbol on your necklace?!
Girl #2: … It’s a Star of David!

Bus Shelter C
Nashville, Tennessee

Overheard by: pedestrian

Chick: What’s your background?
Girl with laptop: … Uh, I’m part Korean…
Chick: No, I meant on your computer.

Idyllwild, California

Girl in stall: Oooh, what is that little feeling in my tummy?

Bathroom, Bubba Gump, Universal CityWalk
Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: Kerberos