Lady in late twenties to male companion: Where is my list of ugly people?
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/353043249/in-what-situation-would-that-list-be-useful.html
Overheard by: someone who would like to read that list
Lady in late twenties to male companion: Where is my list of ugly people?
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/353043249/in-what-situation-would-that-list-be-useful.html
Overheard by: someone who would like to read that list
Guy: Remember “sweaty boobs”?
Girl: What?
Guy: Remember he broke up with her because she had sweaty boobs!
Porter Exchange
Somerville, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Dave
Guy #1: What are you going to get your girlfriend for her birthday?
Guy #2: I got her this sweater she wanted. But I'm also going to get her a dildo in case she doesn't like the sweater. That way she can go fuck herself.
Roosevelt Field Mall
Long Island, New York
Hungover guy: Man, I got so fucked up last night. The last thing I remember was walking into the bathroom. And then this morning I woke up to the sound of someone yelling “Who the fuck are you?” So, naturally, I responded with, “Well, who the fuck are you!?” and then I looked around and said, “Wait… yeah, I might be in the wrong place.” And the guy goes, “Wait, no, I think I might be in the wrong place.”
www.overheardinathens.com
Female office worker: Once I was at this club and there was a mirror across from me. Not only did I walk into it and break it accidentally, but before I did it, I remember looking at myself and saying, “Who is this bitch?” and then, crash. I talked shit about myself and then I broke the mirror.
Walnut Creek, California
Overheard by: trose
Guy #1: Do you think that street sign in the window is white trashy?
Guy #2: Dude, you are wearing a cowboy hat, a Rangers jersey and drinking from a German Stein, I don't think you need to worry about the sign.
Party
Long Island, New York
Woman: Why does it smell like something's burning? Maybe it's my flesh…(sniffs hand) Nope!
Benicia, California
Overheard by: Liz
Energetic little boy: Can I punch him?
Harassed mom: You can punch him later.
Lake Arrowhead, California
Woman: How old is that bible?
Clerk (picking it up): 1911.
Woman: Thats the first one?
Clerk: First what?
Woman: First bible.
Clerk: (astonished silence)
Resale Shop
Hammond, Indiana
Drunk: Two of my three girlfriends just dumped me. I'm looking for replacements.
Cute blonde: Do you like beer?
Drunk: Yes.
Cute blonde: In your face?
Carlton
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: itookherhome
