Questions

Professor to student: Do you mind if I ask if your testicles are still intact?

Lakehead University
Ontario
Canadia

Bimbette tourist: Oh, right, yeah — I need to find some belts. Do Chinese people wear belts?

Hong Kong, China

Overheard by: Kim

Professor: Who can tell me the difference between a birch tree and a beech tree?
Student: A beech tree’s got lighter bark.
Professor: But otherwise there’s no difference?
Student: I dunno ’bout the leaves or anything, but when you buy furniture from IKEA, beech wood’s always lighter.
Professor: But could you identify a birch tree from a beech tree if you saw one on campus?
Student: If I cut it down, maybe.

http://overheardatstanford.blogspot.com/

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Guy to room: If I’m a feminist, do I have to hate men?

Tallahassee, Florida

Overheard by: imnotinmedskool

RA: Does anyone else have a question?
Freshman girl: Yeah, can we park overnight in the parking garage that has the ‘No overnight parking’ sign in front of it?

University of Central Florida
Florida

Overheard by: Christa

Chick: So, are you still trying to work out how to put a G-string on an octopus?

http://community.livejournal.com/overheardinmelb/168856.html

Booth babe: So, you spent your day answering questions about free software, and you’re going to spend your night answering questions about — what — genital warts?

LinuxWorld Expo
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Just don’t confuse the two

Dude: So, you’re from Austria, huh?
Austrian foreign student: Yes.
Dude: So, like, kangaroos and shit?
Austrian foreign student: No, that’s Australia. Austria’s in Europe.
Dude: Oh, like Sound of Music?
Austrian foreign student: Yes.
Dude: Like Lederhosen! Fahrvergnügen! Schwarzenegger!
Austrian foreign student: Yes.
Dude: So, do you believe in Hitler? [Austrian walks off.]

Boston, Massachusetts

Woman: How was church? Did you learn anything in Sunday school?
Girl: No.

Cracker Barrel restroom
Virginia

High school student #1: Sir, what movie are we going to be watching?
Teacher: Well, until we get the VCR fixed, we’ll be watching dead air.
High school student #2: What year was that movie made, sir?

Bus
Windsor, Ontario
Canadia