Chick: What’s your background?
Girl with laptop: … Uh, I’m part Korean…
Chick: No, I meant on your computer.

Idyllwild, California

Girl in stall: Oooh, what is that little feeling in my tummy?

Bathroom, Bubba Gump, Universal CityWalk
Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: Kerberos

Bimbette #1: Let me turn on the flash — it’s dark in here.
Bimbette #2, after picture: Oh my god, that was so bright! That was like when the cop shined the flashlight in my eyes at my DUI.
Bimbette #3: Could he see your brain?

Movie theater
Ridgefield Park, New Jersey

Overheard by: Big J

Newbie: How do I know when the French toast is done?
Supervisor: When it looks like French toast.

Oceanview Terrace dining hall, UCSD
San Diego, California

Loud girl: Why would she have sex with a head injury?

Hot chick: What the hell is egg nog?

Overheard by: eston

Thug to pit bull on leash: What time are you gonna shit? … No, seriously, what time?

Downtown Crossing
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: jchill

Dude to chick: But seriously, aren’t you afraid that when you give birth you’re going to shit yourself?

Nervous white guy to friend: Are we gonna be the only white people on the train?

Overheard by: eastchestnut

Mother, reading newspaper: Dear God, another rapist is loose…
Six-year-old daughter: Mom, what’s rape?
Mother, uncomfortably: Um, that’s when a man forces a woman to have sex with him.
Six-year-old daughter: What’s sex?
Mother: Look! A bird!

Market Street
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Queen Of Spades