Bimbettes

Bimbette #1: So, like, he was talking about how, like — I don’t remember what it’s called, but like, the girl knows her parents do stuff that, like, she can’t do, like sex, so she, like, hates her mom, because she wants her dad like that, and like, she wants to kill her mom, but she knows that if she does, then, like, her dad will be mad at her, so she doesn’t do it, so she tries to be like her mom, because, like, her dad likes her mom.
Bimbette #2: I don’t get it.

Ladies’ room, UC Merced
Merced, California

16-year-old girl: Organs are icky. I hope I don’t have any.

Biology class, Carmel College
Brisbane
Australia

Bimbette #1: Remember when you thought Mexico was just a state that you couldn’t go to?
Bimbette #2: Yeah. I didn’t know it was actually a different continent.

Oceanside, California

College girl: We should have asked for one of those male waitresses.

Katz’s restaurant
Austin, Texas

Overheard by: queenofsarab

Girl in lunch line: Why are there fucking bamboo shoots in this stir fry? What do they think I am, a koala?!

Wellesley College
Wellesley, Massachusetts

Bimbette #1: I wish I was fat.
Bimbette #2: I totally know what you mean.

Dallas, Texas

Hot girl: I haven’t had sex in so long.
Cute friend, nodding: Mmmm.
Hot girl: Nobody pays attention to me…
Cute friend: It’s ’cause you only have boyfriends.
Hot girl: Yeah… And… [Whispers] I kinda like pooping.

Tampa, Florida

Chick: Oklahoma and Ohio — I always get those two mixed up.
Dude: Yeah.
Chick: Wait, which one is in the middle of the country?
Dude: Uh, they both are, kind of.
Chick: Oh, well, which one is a state?
Dude: Both.
Chick: Yeah, that’s why I get them mixed up!

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/long-overdue-update-part-2.html

Overheard by: taranto

Bimbette #1: Let me turn on the flash — it’s dark in here.
Bimbette #2, after picture: Oh my god, that was so bright! That was like when the cop shined the flashlight in my eyes at my DUI.
Bimbette #3: Could he see your brain?

Movie theater
Ridgefield Park, New Jersey

Overheard by: Big J

Girl: I love this new toothpaste I got. It has green tea in it and tastes absolutely fantastic. It feels like there’s a tea party going on in my mouth, and I just want to invite my teddy bears or something!

Melbourne, Florida

Overheard by: Ali and Livi