Except for the One Guy Who Said I Could Use a Cup

Bimbette shouting from crowd: Why does everyone want me to eat shit out of their mouths today?

Michigan Tech
Houghton, Michigan

Posted on August 17, 2026
Bimbettes, Colleges & Universities, Default, Euphemisms, Michigan, Poop, Questions, Weirdness

If You Make a Pop Culture Reference, They Accuse You Of Being a Jew

Gucci girl to friends: God! I’m so tired of my Nazi book group! (silence) I mean, they don’t want cookies, they don’t want to socialize, it’s just like, book book book you may not mention anything besides the book!

Glencoe, Illinois

Overheard by: I was worried for a minute

Posted on June 17, 2026
Bimbettes, Default, Food, Girls, Gripes, History, Stupidity

Those Were Different Times–There Was a War On

College girl #1: If I’m pregnant, the father is either him or his cousin.
College girl #2: Wait, you slept with David* and his cousin?
College girl #1: It wasn’t a big deal, it was a threesome!

Barnes & Noble
Cary, North Carolina

Overheard by: Jennifer

Posted on May 24, 2026
Bimbettes, Default, Family ties, Friends, North Carolina, Pregnancy, Sex, Sorority types, Stores, Weirdness

Everything She Knows About Homosexuality She Learned from Bravo TV

Bimbette: What’s wrong with gay people? Gay people are funny.

Religion Class
El Paso, Texas

Posted on April 16, 2026
Bimbettes, Compliments, Default, Feelings, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality, Texas

For Instance, If the State Wants to Mix Stripes and Plaids

Bimbette government teacher, explaining checks and balances: So then, like, the national government says to the state government, “Um, you can’t do that, you little… like, state.”

Canton, Michigan