RA: Does anyone else have a question?
Freshman girl: Yeah, can we park overnight in the parking garage that has the ‘No overnight parking’ sign in front of it?
University of Central Florida
Florida
Overheard by: Christa
RA: Does anyone else have a question?
Freshman girl: Yeah, can we park overnight in the parking garage that has the ‘No overnight parking’ sign in front of it?
University of Central Florida
Florida
Overheard by: Christa
College girl: I’m taking this online Arabic course… Did you know their alphabet is just all, like, smiley faces?
Providence, Rhode Island
WASP lady: I bought this ring here and it really smells. Every time I put my hand up to my face it makes me want to vomit.
Jewelry shop
Alexandria, Virginia
Freshman girl: I guess I always thought the perfect man would just fall from the sky and say, ‘Hi, I’m your husband!’
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/overdue-posting-new-blog-sweet.html
Overheard by: the jankster
Girl #1: Stalkers are the best because they make you feel kind of loved.
Girl #2: I’ve never had a stalker!
Girl #1: Oh, God! You’ve never had a stalker?
Girl #2: Well, not really.
Girl #1: Stalkers are really the best. Like Kyle — he was the really creepy kind, because he actually touched my butt in the dining hall, and it was gross.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/daily.html
Overheard by: rvl
Blonde: I wish we got graded on our bras. I would get an A. Get it?
www.overheardincomo.blogspot.com
Overheard by: Kelsey
Bimbette: Oh my god! I just realized that I missed all of my classes today!
http://overheardatlc.blogspot.com/2006/10/loyola-scholasticism.html
Overheard by:
Woman: Don’t I strike you as blonde?
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/03/does-she-or-doesnt-she.html
Overheard by: rich
Chick: Can I have a hot chocolate, please?
Cafe worker: What size?
Chick: Hot.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/12/big-honking-update.html
Overheard by: anonymous
Blonde: You know, it’s like the story of Ferdinand!
Brunette: How does my relationship have anything to do with Ferdinand, the king of Spain?!
Blonde: No! Ferdinand the bull! The classic children’s book! What kind of best friend are you? You know I wouldn’t know anything about the king of Spain!
Charlotte, North Carolina
