You Never Even Had Sex in the Slavic Literature Section?

Guy at library: What is this thing?
Friend: It's how you check out books from the library.
Guy, proudly: Oh, well, I've managed to get through my entire undergrad without ever using the library!

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/11/20/he-must-be-in-education/

Overheard by: Jon