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Yeah? Shalom, Baby

Black man, approaching black woman wrapped in garments with only her eyes visible: Salam Aleikum.
Woman: I'm not Muslim, muthafucka, I'm cold!

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Michael

  • Posted on July 9, 2019
  • Default, Feelings, Guys, Insults, Names, Pennsylvania, Religion, Women
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