Dude, watching Unbreakable: Look, Samuel L. Jackson has slave hair here.
Chick: No, that’s not slave hair. It’s too coiffed. It’s, like, uppity hair.
Dude: No, look at it from the front. Totally slave hair.
Chick: No! That’s more like just-got-set-free hair.
Dude: Okay, fine. Reconstruction hair, then.
Chick: Exactly.
Sacramento, California
Overheard by: MeganMama
