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A Tom-Thumb Collins

Dude #1: Let’s go somewhere else.
Dude #2: Why?
Dude #1: I’ve seen the midget. I’ve drunk his juice.
Dude #2: Yeah…

Casey’s, South Side
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

  • Posted on November 18, 2023
  • Drinking & drunks, Guys, Pennsylvania
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