Respectable, middle‐aged woman: I have considered becoming an alcoholic.
Devon
England
Overheard by: Jess
Respectable, middle‐aged woman: I have considered becoming an alcoholic.
Devon
England
Overheard by: Jess
Professor: No drinking and driving this weekend! No drugs! …and no babies.
Ball State University
Muncie, Indiana
Overheard by: Sara
Irishman to friend, huddling under bar’s awning during massive downpour: And people wonder why we drink…
Dublin
Ireland
Overheard by: l_tau
Girl #1: So, yeah, when the cops like think you’re kinda drunk or something, they’ll get you to do the ABCs.
Girl #2: What? I can’t even do that when I’m sober! I’ll try now. A, b, c, d, e, f… then j, maybe?
High School Gym Class
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: Myr Myr
Freshman ho #1: But… Are you, like, good at drunk driving?
Freshman ho #2: Oh, yeah… I’m, like, sooo good! I’ve been drunk driving, like, since I got my license.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/04/april-is-cruelest-month.html
Overheard by: newm
Little old lady: I’m not a Pina Colada type. Give me a Coors Light and a nice doobie and I’m good.
Women’s Gym
Studio City, California
Overheard by: urzzz
Drunk freshman: I love it here! Look, even the street sparkles!
Passing upperclassman: That’s broken glass.
Richmond, Virginia
Girl on bus: I’ve been trying to quit drinking and she was all like, “have some juice with me!” And then she pulls out a half gallon of vodka, and I’m all, “bitch, what you doing?”
Seattle, Washington
Tall gay 20‐something male on cell: My niece died. I need a Fresca.
CVS
Boston, Massachusetts
Tough, burly, tattooed mom: C’mon, honey, you’ll like it!
Tearful four‐year‐old boy: I don’t wanna!
Tough, burly, tattooed mom: Everyone loves the beer store! (pulls boy into beer kiosk)
Collingswood Auction
Farmingdale, New Jersey
Overheard by: not EVERYONE
