Guy: I’m not really like a saucy, creamy guy.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: the ear
Guy: I’m not really like a saucy, creamy guy.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: the ear
Dude: She has some sort of mental block about putting her legs above her head.
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardatbu/45178.html
Overheard by: etherealagent
Guy: What a shitty day. My girlfriend told me I was ‘needy, at best.’
Montreal metro
Canadia
Overheard by: Marie Elaine
Dude: If I wasn’t in jail or high, I was working construction.
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/04/on-7.html
Overheard by: jessica
Dude checking phone: Terri Schiavo keeps calling me!
The Café du Marquis
Royal Oak, Michigan
Overheard by: Emma
Dude #1: … And so I woke up, and I was naked!
Dude #2: What? Why were you naked?
Dude #1: Well, ’cause I was stripping, duh.
New Zealand
Dude: My testicles are like cue balls…
The Arclight
Los Angeles, California
Guy #1: My lady friend is telling me that I’m never going to get any until I have a nice, big bed at home.
Guy #2: There might be something to that. I read this book called If the Buddha Dated, and I think it talked about us first needing a spiritual nest or something like that.
Guy #1: What? So now I’m supposed to believe in quantum pussy?
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/06/qp-theory.html
Overheard by: rich
Guy to friend: You open the Bible and you tell me where it says that Jesus Christ says it’s okay to smoke crack!
Arlington, Virginia
Overheard by: Passing Jogger
Pretty boy: Andy! I thought you not-gay-loved me!
Chandler, Arizona
Overheard by: Meghan
