Dude #1: Let’s go somewhere else.
Dude #2: Why?
Dude #1: I’ve seen the midget. I’ve drunk his juice.
Dude #2: Yeah…
Casey’s, South Side
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Dude #1: Let’s go somewhere else.
Dude #2: Why?
Dude #1: I’ve seen the midget. I’ve drunk his juice.
Dude #2: Yeah…
Casey’s, South Side
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Man to friend: Let’s play the handicapped game — paralyzed, or just lazy?
Epcot Park, Disney World
Orlando, Florida
Dude: Have you ever masturbated?
Chick: Uh… No…
Dude: Seriously? To me that’s like… like standing in front of a house of cards for, like, 18 years and just never being like, ‘I’m going to tip that shit over.’
Eugene, Oregon
Dude to friend: I was sitting and then it squirted all over my shirt…
http://overheardatstanford.blogspot.com/2006/04/what-why-ya-lookin-at-me-like-that.html
Girl to guy: You get the starch, condoms and Red Bull. I will get the rest.
Austin, Texas
Dude: I have the best idea for a party — dress as your favorite crime!
http://overheardatbrown.blogspot.com/2006/09/possibilities-are-endless.html
Overheard by: A white collar criminal
Man jumping out of port-a-potty like a gymnast: … And he sticks the landing!
Campground
Connecticut
Overheard by: only at DRAM
Man to another: Remember when we first started? We swung both ways.
http://www.overheardinchtown.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: bp
Guy #1: Oh, sorry, man. I forgot to tell you about it… If you were on Facebook, I would have invited you.
Guy #2, pissed: … I live two doors down from you!
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/
Extremely drunk man: You know, I don’t think prime numbers are going to introduce us to aliens… But I think Chuck Berry will.
The Old Hole
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: E
