Guy: I wonder if any of these bombs are still functional. That way, we know where to go for supplies in the zombie apocalypse.
Girl: What? You idiot, you don’t use nuclear power against zombies! They’re already dead, so they can’t get cancer and die! You would just wind up with a bunch of radioactive zombies!
Guy #2: Yeah, then it’s just like Spiderman, but with radioactive zombies instead of Tobey Maguire and spiders!
Atomic Power Museum
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Overheard by: Amred